Beings that it is National Chocolate Cake Day, it only is right that we eat
some to honor such a wonderful day.....Yes, I'm searching for an excuse!
This recipe comes from The Pioneer Woman; my Step-Mom has made this
recipe a few times and it is AMAZING!!
Thank you Ree (aka - Pioneer Women)
for this great break down!
The Cast of Characters. Very basic ingredients—perfect for us Pioneer Women who live out in the country and nowhere near dutch processed cocoa, Madagascar vanilla extract, or creme fraiche. All you need for this wonderful cake is sugar, flour, salt, butter, cocoa, baking soda, buttermilk, eggs, vanilla, powdered sugar, milk, and pecans. Are you ready? Let’s go dance with the devil!
First, melt 2 sticks regular (not unsalted) butter in a saucepan. While it’s melting, boil 1 cup of water.
When the butter is melted, add 4 heaping tablespoons cocoa powder…
And mix thoroughly.
With the heat still on, pour in the boiling water…
And allow the mixture to bubble for 30 seconds.
Turn off heat. Set aside.
In a large mixing bowl, combine 2 cups flour, 2 cups sugar…
And 1/4 teaspoon salt.
Pour the hot butter/chocolate mixture over the top…
And stir together slightly, just to cool the chocolate.
In a measuring cup, pour 1/2 cup buttermilk.
PIONEER WOMAN BACK-UP PLAN: Living way out in the country, I often find myself missing key ingredients for many recipes and have had to learn to improvise. I usually don’t have buttermilk in the fridge when I want to make this cake, so here’s what I do: pour just under 1/2 cup regular milk into the measuring cup, then add enough regular vinegar to the milk to bring the quantity up to 1/2 cup. Within seconds, it turns into buttermilk and works perfectly. Try it sometime!
To the buttermilk, add 2 beaten eggs…
1 teaspoon vanilla…
And 1 teaspoon baking soda. Stir together.
Add the buttermilk mixture to the chocolate/flour mixture.
Stir together well.
I use this commercial baking sheet, but any jelly roll pan will do.
Pour the luscious batter into the ungreased pan…
And spread it evenly.
Chop 1/2 cup pecans…
Into pretty small pieces. Keep on choppin’—the smaller and crunchier, the better.
In a saucepan (I always wash and use the same one as before), melt 1 3/4 sticks of regular butter (not to be confused with 1 1/2 sticks or 2 sticks, for pete’s sake.)
Once the butter is melted, add 4 heaping tablespoons cocoa powder.
Stir together, and allow to bubble for 30 seconds. Turn off heat.
Then add 6 tablespoons milk…
And 1 teaspoon vanilla. Stir together.
Then add 1 lb. powdered sugar. Actually, I like to add about 1/2 cup less than 1 lb., but I was too embarrassed to admit that I wouldn’t be able to tell you what quantity that is. So add a pound, but hold a little back, and please don’t ask me how much that is, because I hate math.
Then add the chopped pecans…
And stir together again. PIONEER WOMAN MEDICAL ALERT: If you’re like my punk-ass sister, Wetsy, and your throat closes up and your head swells to three times its size if you ingest even a tiny speck of a tree nut, you can certainly leave out the pecans. Just be sure to stir the icing well enough to get rid of the tiny clumps of powdered sugar, because you won’t have the nuts to break them up. (Huh huh. I just said "nuts".) And yes, you can sift the powdered sugar beforehand, but I usually can’t ever be bothered with such nonsense.
Now pour the evil, adulterous, wicked frosting over the warm, ridiculous cake.
Try to pour it all over the surface, so you won’t have to do much spreading.
The warmth of the cake should do most of the work for you, causing the stupidly delicious frosting to spread on its own. You’ll have to help it along a little, but the less you have to spread, the better.
Sigh. Before you sink your teeth into this beautiful creation, take a moment. Pause and reflect upon how fortunate we are to be human. To be able to control the various ingredients in our kitchens. To be able to harness the energy necessary to heat an oven. To melt butter. To chop nuts. To eat…to eat…chocolate.
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